"I love animals!"
*goes to the circus/aquarium*
*buys pets instead of adopting them*
Doing all this does not mean the person does not love animals.
Found the vegan
"I love animals!"
*adopts dogs and cats and forces them to eat food with inadequate nutrients*
*gets police to shoot carnivorous animal they think is “abused” when its being fed meat*
*petitions to “save” cows from being milked, being unaware that not being milked leads to serious health problems*
*drives cars and uses products not knowing that they contain animal products*
*thinks plants aren’t sentient just because it doesn’t scream when you kill it*
*believes that saving a domestic animal is to force it to live in the wild*
Now shut the fuck up, oh my god, fucking idiots.
So I don’t think those free condoms universities hand out suck as much as guys say they do.
HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER USED A CONDOM. HAVE ANY OF YOU HAD SEX YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT CONDOMS. SHUT THE FUCK UP. I’m sick of this shit. Just because a condom has a tensile force high enough to withstand inflation does not mean it can comfortably fit any penis. No one wants latex literally stretched against a boner like it is in this pic. A condom that is too small causes added friction which can lead to the condom tearing. If someone tells you it is too small, you LISTEN. YOU DO NOT HAVE RAW SEX WITH THEM. THAT IS NOT WHAT I AM SAYING. YOU GO BUY A MAGNUM. There are even sizes above that. SO NO THERE IS NO EXCUSE TO SAY THAT A PERSON CANNOT WEAR ANY CONDOMS BUT THERE ARE PLENTY OF PEOPLE WHO DO NOT FIT IN CERTAIN SIZES. And whoever the fuck said they don’t believe condoms break is literally fucking stupid as hell. You didn’t even try to think you slut shaming ignorant ass. Condoms do not break from things not fitting in them. They break due to frictional forces without sufficient lubricant and air bubbles trapped in the reservoir tip that push through the latex upon ejaculation. Proper application requires that the tip be pinched to remove this air while it is rolled down the shaft. Very few people know this due to the rampant lack of appropriate sex ed. Proper condom application technique and education is crucial to effective birth control and STI protection. So before you go spouting your ignorant crap, how bout you think about your penised partner and the overall function of a condom and try to spread real education rather than shaming people.
See this? This is exactly the kind of shit that I hate.
That guy was being sarcastic. He meant it as a joke. Why the fuck do people feel the need to ‘call out’ shit that’s not even offensive, just a literal harmless joke, just because a boy said it? And then so many people reblog it afterwards because it’s all ‘oh this guy was making a joke that referenced heterosexual love clichés even though he was making fun of them he wrong he dead wrong and LOL look at this girl calling him out.’ Calling him out? No. She’s a twat. Calling out someone for something they didn’t even do because of their gender? That’s sexist. Yeah, sexist. Because sexism works both ways. Or did you fuckers forget that?
I’m tired of Tumblr people giving it the whole ‘BOYS CAN GET ANOREXIA AND BE RAPED AND SELF HARM AND GET DEPRESSION TOO!!’ and then giving it the whole ‘oh, but if they’re not gay/bi/pan, their opinion doesn’t matter, and if they do X and Y and Z they’re being sexist and they’re therefore douchebags who deserve to be dragged through the mud.’ I don’t mean jokes that glorify rape and homophobia and things like that - I mean jokes like the one above. There’s too many boys on here who are incredibly polite when they say something and then get bucketloads of shit tipped over their heads for it by angry feminist extremists.
Boys aren’t even fucking privileged, by the way. Just because we usedto live in a patriarchal society doesn’t mean that boys nowadays have to suffer for the actions of sexist males years ago. And yeah, we don’t live in a patriarchal society any more. There are some bigots and some discrimination against girls going on nowadays, be that through certain aspects of religion or douchebags in first-world countries who are against equal pay, but we don’t live in a world dominated by males so shut the fuck up. Remember what the world was like for girls fifty years ago and look at the world now. We are getting the equality we need, just not the equality you motherfuckers always yabber on about.
Honestly, I swear to God, if you bitches got what you wanted every heterosexual boy would walk around with tape over his mouth and only be able to speak when you fucking tell him to.
TLDR: Jokes like the one above are not offensive and people only think they are because they’re said by boys. Which is sexist. Grow the fuck up.
But we do live in a patriarchal society. Just because this particular circumstance is not an example does not mean shit. Patriarchy is VERY real.
And thank you, Mr. Mosby. For taking care of me all these years.
the relationship between these two was far more interesting than just about anything disney channel has ever produced
he was the father figure in her life because her dad was never around. Im crying
THIS FUCKING SCENE
THESE FUCKING TWO
FIRST YOU THOUGHT THE CALL WAS GOING TO BE SOMETHING STUPID LIKE SHE FORGOT TO TIE HER SHOELACES OR SOME SHIT
THEN SHE TURNS AROUND AND DROPS THIS FUCKING BOMB
OH MY GOD DO I CRY
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NINTENDO WRESTS RARE FROM MICROSOFT’S GRASP!!
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NEW METAL GEAR SOLID GAME TO COME WITH FREE WEEK OFF FROM WORK OF ANY KIND
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